Squirrley Aceholes!

Privacy Policy

Effective October 21, 2026

Squirrley Aceholes! (“we”, “us”) runs squirrleyaceholes.com. This policy explains what we collect on this site, how we use it and the choices you have.

What we collect

How we use it

Calls and text messages

If you check the consent box on our form, we may call or text you at the number you gave us about your request, including by automated technology and AI-generated or prerecorded voice calls and texts. Consent is not a condition of any purchase. Message and data rates may apply. Reply STOP to any text to opt out. See our text message terms.

Who we share it with

We share your information only with service providers that help us run this site and respond to you (website hosting, form processing and storage, analytics, and our phone, text and email providers), when you ask us to, when the law requires it, or to protect the rights and safety of people and of Squirrley Aceholes!. These providers may use your information only to provide their services to us.

We do not sell, rent or share your mobile phone number or your text-message opt-in consent with third parties or affiliates for their marketing purposes.

How long we keep it

We keep your information for as long as we need it to respond to you and keep basic records, and then delete it.

Your choices

Children

This site is not meant for children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect information from them.

Security

The site is served over HTTPS and we limit who can see form submissions. No method of sending or storing data is perfectly secure.

Changes

If we change this policy, we will post the new version on this page with a new effective date.

Contact

Squirrley Aceholes! · 13470 W Greenfield Ave, Brookfield, WI 53005 · 918-ACEHOLE (918-223-4653)